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Posted on 16th Apr at 2:22 AM, with 7 notes

president-abraham-lincoln:

angela-catherine-lee:

president-abraham-lincoln:

angela-catherine-lee said: Well, I suppose so, although my mother tended to think my bookishness was a liability to the “southern belle” status, sir. *giggles*


My father once thought my bookishness to be an awful violation of my role as the son of a frontier farmer, so I gather we are on the same page in regards to social class treason *smiles*

I would say “fuckin’ A” but I think that would offend even you, sir.  So I’ll say “good show, well done.”  *grins*

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The list of phrases that offend me is frightenly low, so say what you wish…

Posted on 16th Apr at 1:58 AM, with 379,803 notes

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

Posted on 16th Apr at 1:53 AM, with 209,239 notes

ladugard:

I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:36 PM, with 150,855 notes

its-tuesday-again:

i just found out that siri will read emojis

in related news, this is the best day of my life

Posted on 15th Apr at 4:31 PM, with 181,360 notes

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

Posted on 15th Apr at 4:30 PM, with 22,930 notes
earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll
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earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

Posted on 15th Apr at 4:29 PM, with 2,492 notes

joseguwop:

I liked ya selfie is u gone gimme ya numba like what the fuk

Posted on 15th Apr at 4:27 PM, with 27,263 notes

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

Posted on 15th Apr at 1:34 PM, with 116,696 notes
geothebio:

it-doesnt-do-wood-sherlock:

feathers-theangel:

the unfortunate adventures of steve girl

dying

why 
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geothebio:

it-doesnt-do-wood-sherlock:

feathers-theangel:

the unfortunate adventures of steve girl

dying

why 

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:58 AM, with 10 notes
Anonymous asked: The whole ableist slur thing actually slightly pisses me off because tumblr is so quick to call them out, but other forms of discrimination against disabled people (lack of accessibility in certain areas, demonising disabled people as scroungers, etc.) are rarely challenged and talking about them is "derailing". (I'm disabled btw)

ughsocialjustice:

What gets me is how often the anti ableist arguments are ableist themselves.

-the Polish one

Posted on 15th Apr at 11:52 AM, with 764 notes

disneyvillainsforjustice:

dumblr-feminist:

feminismisahatemovement:

addesin:

siryouarebeingmocked:

derschneefiel:

Activism
Wat are u doin
Activism
Stahp

Is this real life?

Probably not, but let’s laugh at it anyway.

There aren’t really transwomen who stick tampons in their butt, right. Please tell me no. Omg

Only on those really heavy days.

I can’t stop laughing I think I’m gonna die!

I’ve never genuinely laughed so hard in my life.
-Hook

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